day 8 in the office

guess wot guys and gals..its friday which means that the next day will be saturday, or for me, Frasiers Hill Day (correct my spelling if i am wrong..coz i get the spelling messed up with Frasier the t.v show)..tomorrow will be the gathering of the sons & daughters & grandsons & grand daughters & great grand daughter of the Sidek's & Cathy (Khatijah..she giggles when i call her that).i'll be sure to have a post on that colourful event soon..

so now for the juicy stuff..OFFICE POLITICS!!

(baru 2 minggu sini, dh nk sibuk office politics haha)

ive got really cool colleagues..sempoi je..everything so relax and we laugh at almost everything:

students tripping and falling down breaking their collarbone(HAHAHAHA)

a dude forgot to zip his pants while giving a 2hour lecture(HOHOHOHO)

a cicak bayi fell into her drink and she drank it and said "wahh untung gile, aku order teh o ais,die taruk nata de coco skali"(WAKAKAKA-okla,that didnt really happen but it sure would be funny if that really happened right??)

so you get how happening this guys are?we have fun while working and that makes me feel right at home..having fun while working is very important in my POV..why would you wanna stay in an office with a bunch of muka ketat ogres who looks like theyre bout to shit dwarfs?

but heres the prob!!

i am funny, i am usually the chairman when it comes to social gatherings, the ring leader, the guy people look up to if the night becomes dull..I AM THE ALPHA-Male (i got an image of an alpha-male gorilla with a white furred back..i actually learned the term by watching wild discovery)

before i get into the details of this particular issue, i would like to reassure everyone that i am not a hateful person..ask my ex(s)..i am a loving,kind,honest(highly debatable) guy..i have nothing but admiration (and tonnes of envy for this guy)..so heres the layout of my situation..2 guys, 4 girls and an office place (joke refers to 2 guys a girl and a pizza place..applause please)..as you can see below in the graphical form of things:

(Fiddled with powerpoint for an hour and realised i cant do graphs on powerpoint)

screw graphs!!..so this fella holds the highest authority in this room..he holds the aircon remote..ok its just a remote but its not the physical entity of the remote that i longed for but its the symbol that it represents that i am seeking..i want to be the ringmaster of this room..no i dont want the ladies to swoon over me, i just wish for them to worship me MUAHAHAHAHA(with lightnings and all)..

i am positive that this current situation will provide an entertaining program for me..i'll give updates on the methods used to overthrow this fella..wahooooo~