the observer

yes, i am referring to myself.

i am observant and i realized this on my drive back home from the hospital.

i observed 3 crucial things.

but the number may increase depending on whether i am creative enough to olahkan, or whether i am rajin enough to even finish this post.

one (satu)

i observed that i am observant and that i have a critical thinking mind.

very creative in depicting everything i see in real life detail and specificity.

two (dua)

i am a liar as you might notice in the statement above.

i am neither observant nor critical minded nor creative.

two point one (dua poin satu)

i am honest cause i actually told you that i have just lied.

three (tiga)

the twilighters.

yes!

there is a twilight fan club in Malaysia called twilighters.

i saw the sticker on the back of a car.

clearly stating "Twilighters Malaysia".

so it is safe to say that not only Malaysians are stupid, ramai juga orang luar Malaysia yang sanggup devote to a glorified chick flick (hehe).

i am waiting to bump into a car with a "harry potheads" sticker, cause that shit is huge-r than twilight.

four (empat)

people tend to tilt their head slightly to the right during traffic congestions.

why?

don't ask me.

remember, i am the observer, not the answerer.

duhhh!

end.

end note - i am trying my hardest not to sound too gloomy, fyi i am still stuck in the mendung weather. wishing for happier days. hopefully Ramadhan's blessing will bless my heart & soul. God bless you guys. Selamat berbuka (soon)!