this is a special post:
the day started off badly for me.
came out of the house early.good.
slightly motivated though it was raining woof woof & miao miao since early morning.good.
drove carefully.exceedingly excellent.
then multiple shits happened.
almost knocked a motorcyclist (sape suruh potong guna emergency lane).shit.
got into NKVE and stuck.shit.
encountered two accidents along the way.shit.
finally ended up at the office late.shit shit shit.
6 shits outweigh 2 good and 1 excellent (equivalent of 2 goods) every single time!
a bad day to start my day.
but it didn't stop there.
rushed into the office due to heavy duty loads knocking on my backdoor eagerly wanting to see the light of day (but they didn't know that i plan to drown them in chlorinated water and flush them down like bring it on!!).
did the necessary preparations before docking into designated work station (toilet bowl).
finally some peace of mind.
peace & quiet, and nothing stopping me from unloading the waste that have been pulling my weight up!
die faecal matter die!
suddenly another guy went in the next cubicle and judging by the sound of the unbuckling belt and zip downed at a hasty pace, i am sure his venturing into the same business i am in.
(kelakar kan sometimes you hear people next door struggling & mendengus to get it out.gross.lmao!)
the worst was yet to happen!
it stank!
it stank even more then the stankiest of stink!
dude, what you had for breakfast.
it was like all hell broke lose and the smelly hell decided to drop by and say hello!
i had to counter the effect or i'll be in the front page of all major tabloids:
"a trainee found dead in a cubicle with his pants down"
wtf?!
that sounds wrong in every way you see it.
so i lit my cigarette.two reasons.
- drive the smell away.
- nicotine is a good insecticide, so no lalats.
unfortunately it was to no avail.
so i hurried my business, cleaned up, and scoot out.
i sat down staring at my laptop with an empty stare.
dude, WHAT did you eat for breakfast.
day, please spare me the agony and end quickly.
out.
end note - it was a joy seeing all the birthday wishes on my facebook wall. the joy in seeing those wishes along with a few texts from my ex students and friends, and calls from family members will always turn the frown upside down. happy birthday Amirul, you deserve it after a year of staying alive:)
1 comment:
Oddly enough I wrote something of similar matter today but better (wishful thinking)and later came across your article. See: "Smoking is actually good" at http://thenameiskamal.blogspot.com
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