HIS ALLLLIIIIVVVVVVVE!!!

newsflash: Amirul was deported back to some eastern European country due to his suckiness in writing..

ok well that statement above is half true (the last 4 words)..so wot if i go missing from the blogging world..ive got only five (5) followers..an eight year old kid posting his ugly ass drawn abstract couldve have more followers (parents (2) + siblings (3) + proud grandparents (3) = 8..wtf??!)..i spent a long time (3 hours approx) reading other blogs and ive found a few cool ones..interesting topics and sometimes although half of em dont make sense but at least it kept me reading it..so funny how people can find amusement in dumb topics i.e spoof of twilight & PTPN!! (i kid u not tis fella writes a 3 page post on PTPN)..

3 hours later...

i found the secret to writing the most awesomeness coolest blog..so take note:

one.write something totally ridiculous..make it a fantasy, go wild..real life is boring so only fiction would make it that much more fun

two.write rubbish(sounds like i am repeating myself but its totally different..rubbish is like fiction times a million..but funny)

three.dont try too hard to be funny..dont be like me..over explaining things till it becomes sad coz its sooo obvious i need to think to become funny..so if ur not funny to hell with blogs,u'd b better of as maseus(tukang urut tu la..i suck at spelling)

four.be vulgar!like tell people to f*ck off o go f*ck their car or anything in that context..(but i seriously think vulgarity should be kept to a minimum..u never know how old your readers could be *a halo suddenly appears above my head*)

On a totally different topic, yipeee ive got a job which pays me pretty well to look at pretty girls haha...i love my new working environment and the perks that comes along with it..but unfortunately, as eager as i am to start stretching my muscles to earn an honest income, i am confined to sitting at my desk and go crazy on the world wide web..sounds fun ya?try doin it for 6 hours straight,u'll be cursing the fella who created the internet!!

(just browsed my post and i cant believe how short it is..how can this people spend hours writing a post ya?)

to my 5 followers, starting tomorrow i'll be more active with my blog (again)..i may not post things daily but i'll start out with weekly posts..baby steps all the waaaaay..wahhh!cant believe im writingg blogs again and its actually making sense this time around..if your into misadventures of a self-loving hunk,pls stay tuned!