smoke till you drop..dead

people often ask me why i smoke,but truth be told..i dont freaking know..

then they ask, dont you wanna quit..so i tell them yeah, when i am married..

then they look at me weird (effing buggers and asked me again)..sure you can quit??

wot the hell laa..lansung x yakin with my ability..so just to prove to everyone that i am serious about quitting, i spent an hour (man hours, which translates to 15 mins of serious work) to search for the best way to quit smoking...so these are the top 5 methods..

number one:

slowly decrease the amount of cigarettes smoked per day(the fella who figured this out is sooo very the clever la..duhh..if you wanna quit of coz av to decrease la..wanker!!)

number two:

nicotine patches(yeah grrrrreat way to reduce smoking..but this method is so time consuming, and a pack of those patches is SO expensive, you could easily get yourself a carton of Dunhill..and if your a smoker, the carton is so tempting)

number three:

go to support groups..well might be abundant in first world countries,but in Malaysia unfortunately, the closes you can get to support groups is your friends betting on how long you could last quitting..hahaha

number four:

search for substitutes such as lollipops, chewing gums..lollipos n chewing gums..so its better for us to get diabetes and sweet pee(kencing manis) instead of lung cancer?damn..its a sick2 world we live in

number five:

well i dont see any point in having five ways to quit if you, yourself dont put any effort to it..so i would say the fifth method would be having a strong will..

unfortunately, as for me, i dont think the time has come yet..right now i am on a tight leashed quota of 8 sticks per day *sigh*..sowho knows wot the future holds for me..but for those who really (x8) wanna quit..kudos and selamat maju jaya!!